Mozart seems very offended that Skrillex could be considered "a musician.". Blackbeard looks like he's about to cut Capone open after his beard gets insulted. ", I make the product that the artist chooses, My technique will make your mistress weep. You must be the ugly. He was already starting to settle on the deep exaggerated announcer voice half-way into season 1. Joan of Arc (Pious, Courageous, Warrior Saint) VS Miley Cyrus (Borderline Annoying, Spoiled Rich, Showtime Snob, and a Loose Woman). Connery!Bond thinks it makes him more of a gentleman. One of Blackbeard's lines suggests Capone averted it: Lloyd spends a good minute advertising for a company that donated 100% organic, fully compostable eating utensils and dishware in the BTS of Donald Trump vs. Ebeneezer Scrooge. Vlad the Impaler mocks Count Dracula for inspiring. Mozart's cousin "blew notes" on his "little magic flute". Wolverine, a superhero who's saved the world countless times, vs. Freddy Krueger, a literal nightmare creature who takes pride in killing teenagers in their sleep. The battle between the creators themselves featured cameos from nearly all the characters they've played as before. Rushmore presidents: Roosevelt (sanguine), Washington (phlegmatic), Lincoln (choleric) and Jefferson (melancholic). Rasputin, no angel himself, says that what Stalin did to Russia was a disgrace. Boba Fett from his bonus battle against Deadpool: James Bond in "James Bond vs. Austin Powers": Mark Zuckerberg unleashes a slew of these against Elon Musk: Stedman Graham appears in this role to Oprah. Figures older than this are usually in color, possibly because our collective mental images of them are from either paintings or later color fictional portrayals. Left you behind, like a quiet kid in a Play Place!". After their final verse against the Renaissance artists, the TMNT head off to eat pizza. All your wizard friends; shot! Babe Ruth seems absolutely pissed off that Lance Armstrong cheated and tears him a new one for it. In return, Master Chief showed Leonidas' wife his "plasma cannon". Both battles also feature Italian characters. Adolf Hitler, Chancellor and Fuhrer of Germany. Nietzsche is furious after being referred to as Socrates' student. "]/Tell me: what comes after the 68th measure of diarrhea?". Look at Freddie Mercury's background as his verses go on. a guest . In general, we have the main actors Nice Peter (phlegmatic) and, There's often so much going on the screen that some of the humor can be missed. Hitler, Genghis Khan, Mr. T, Leonidas, Luigi, Freddie Mercury, and Martin Luther King Jr. Chuck Norris, Beethoven, Mozart, Skrillex, Columbus, Lance Armstrong, Darth Vader, O'Reilly, and Tesla too. And Al Capone does the same during his rap against Blackbeard: In Walter White's first verse in "Rick Grimes vs Walter White". Eve tells Adam to ditch the fig leaf and cover his penis with a pine needle instead. Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin: Vince Offer (id), Mays (ego) and Franklin (superego). It’s not an accusation levelled against either combatant, but the Joker references how “. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! (Rasputin has been called the "Mad Monk", even though he was never actually a monk. Both Nice Peter vs. Epic Lloyd battles inherently fall under this. "Jack the Ripper vs. Hannibal Lecter" has Hannibal getting taken out of his straitjacket Jack's first verse, and then making a comment about it later on ("Pity your verse wasn't worth the trip in the jacket"), similar to how Mr. Rogers changed his shoes through Mr. T's first verse and commented on it ("I hope you don't mind if I change my shoes"). Mr. Rogers goes from mostly-polite teasing to outright. BEGIN! In real life, Lincoln was widely known to be soft-spoken with a squeaky voice, though not without gravitas. I'm more rock 'n' roll than you've ever been! ", Ivan the Terrible says "На здоровье" (Russian for "Bless you", or "cheers/bottoms up" when drinking) to Alexander the Great during his, When the Russian hackers appear on screen during Joe Biden's second verse, one says, "Что ты сделал?". Oprah threatens to "lodge [her] fabulous shoe up [Ellen's] suit pants," which could be this or, Nietzsche warns Sun Tzu that he'll "put a knee up in [his] chi.". Vader to Hitler: "So many dudes been with your mom, who even knows if. Steven Spielberg: Track-in to close up, and using copious amounts of CGI. For the first three seasons at least. Try messing with the mad monk, you'll be sorry-yo How many dictators does it take To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states Its a disgrace what you did to your own people Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're … Steve Irwin briefly addresses the audience by going into wildlife commentary mode, while walking right into Jacques Cousteau's side of the video, so technically he broke both the fourth. Sound familiar? to Alexander the Great in Russian. The climax of "Theodore Roosevelt vs Winston Churchill" is monochromatic and choppy just like in early films. Stan Lee apologizes for his rage during his second verse against Jim Henson. The tenth doctor (blue) eventually turns into the fourth doctor (red). Dr. Seuss did a subtle straight version. When Mozart's rapping however, a violin is prominently featured. WHO WON? Elon Musk mocks Mark Zuckerberg's robotic mannerisms with this. The pun about the right hand man was my favourite bit lol. Tesla refers to himself as "impeccably dressed". Let me start with you there, Frankenstein! Gandalf the White gets his 'ass knocked back' to Gandalf the Grey. Inverted in this case there wasn't an accent to begin with. Stine! Picasso refers to Muhammad Ali in his opening verse - who is one of the featured characters of the very next battle. Perving on your first cousin when she's 13 years old? While Lewis and Clark call Bill and Ted useless because they have to depend on their. "Hi! Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King has an extended one: Superman's verses are filled with Dragon Ball Z related puns and in-jokes. Talking about either said third party or the battle itself is sure to spoil the other. "I'm sorry Bill, I'm afraid I can't do that.". While Tesla has a certain amount of style, his outfit is much shabbier than that of Thomas Edison. ", Robin took Sherlock's lady friend Irene Adler back to his pad "to. Also played straight in Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted. have them pair off and compete against each other, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso, (He actually shot himself through his right temple.). Jack the Ripper vs. Hannibal Lecter, where Lecter brags about his refined style while Jack points out that, unlike Lecter, he's real, killed actual people and "never got caught.". The "EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY" logo itself is used the exact same way at both the beginning and end of the video, at which point the video resets to give the Tenth Doctor another chance … but he just turns off the video with his sonic screwdriver. Ivan the Terrible does this in nearly every scene he's in because he's creepy. May double as. Jefferson admitted guilt for participating in the plantation system, and Douglass acknowledged that Jefferson's contributions to history should not be understated, despite his flaws. The Joker may have no problem killing kids (Jason Todd, for example, which he mentions in the battle), but even he is disgusted by, Che Guevara is a Communist revolutionary who. Rick Grimes, deputy sheriff of King County, Georgia. Pompey the Great, who tries to enter the battle in “Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible” before getting beheaded by Catherine the Great, this is a reference to how he was killed in real life before he could give a speech. Kanye West (The Ghost of What's Right Now), Inverted, since Alfred wanted to serve, but couldn't because he didn't pass the physical due to his weight. Barack Obama doesn't like having his wife being called the "Female version of Patrick Ewing" very much. This is, Also from the Philosophers battle, Voltaire loses his cool when Socrates calls him a frog. Guy Fawkes gives Che Guevara the two-fingered salute because he "[doesn't] give two Guy Fawkes". Napoleon Bonaparte, Abraham Lincoln, Genghis Khan, Ludwig van Beethoven and Joan of Arc appear as cameos in their ERBOH incarnations, and the similarities between the phone booth and Doctor Who's TARDIS are mentioned. It's a disgrace what you did to your own people! And he threatens this again in the rematch, under slightly different circumstances: Kim Jong-Il vs Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage, Wolverine’s half of “Freddy Krueger vs. Wolverine”. Justin Bieber (sensitive) and Beethoven (manly, emphasized by his, Easter Bunny (sensitive) and Genghis Khan (manly), Bob Ross (sensitive) and Pablo Picasso (manly), J. Robert Oppenheimer (sensitive, with a large emphasis on the. Blink and you'll miss it, but after Napoleon (Bonaparte) threatens to beat Napoleon (Dynamite) "so bad they'll make a virgin meringue," the former briefly appears in chef's garb, whisking something in a bowl. Epic Rap Battles of History (ERB) is a YouTube web series and music project created by Peter "Nice Peter" Shukoff and Lloyd "EpicLLOYD" Ahlquist.The series pits historical and pop culture figures against one another in a rap battle format. ", Vlad the Impaler threatens to turn Dracula's "taint to a 'tis" by putting a stick through it, Attentive viewers will notice that Hawking is playing. It starts with just. Try messing with the Mad Monk, you'll be sorry, yo! Stalin! In Cleopatra vs. Marilyn Monroe and Gandhi vs. MLK Jr., the former is in color while the latter is in B&W. Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible: Ivan (melancholic), Alexander (choleric), Frederick and Pompey (sanguine) and Catherine (phlegmatic). Torn down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man, oh yeah! Also when she whispers "tossing Caesar's salad. The Easter Bunny accuses Genghis Khan of being a brutal rapist barbarian. killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium. Walt Disney puts all the other examples to shame as he screams every single line in the. Lady Gaga flips off Sarah Palin a split second before the battle begins. The latter not only claims the opposite, but. In "Theodore Roosevelt vs. Winston Churchill", Churchill compares Roosevelt to the actor portraying him, EpicLLOYD. Sophisticated French military and political leader Napoleon Bonaparte vs. dumb, gawky, mouth-breathing high-school student Napoleon Dynamite. "Joker vs Pennywise" - the Joker (NicePeter) brings up the Justice League while briefly showing ERB's own take on the "Big Three" (Lloyd as Superman, Lilly Singh as Wonder Woman and Peter again as Batman). The season 4 premiere tops that easily enough with up to, Then there's the Season 4 premiere, "Ghostbusters vs. Mythbusters". "Macedonians, Prussians, and Romans? Bill Cosby, who only gets to say two full lines before falling unconscious for his pudding being drugged, and is completely annihilated by Joan Rivers. Kanye West's appearance basically counts as a musical. In "Kirk vs. Columbus", the word Klingon is written. Freddie Mercury is portrayed in a much more positive light than his opponent, Frank Sinatra. This was actually an easy way to get him pissed off in real life. Theodore Roosevelt always begins ERB News with "What's up, bitches?!" Also the line "They call me Ubermensch!" In December 2018, Peter and Lloyd also premiered a spinoff series, Flash-in-the-Pan Hip-Hop Conflicts of Nowadays, which simply feature the two in a studio rapping as their respective characters — these are for requests that are popular but that the crew don't feel warrant a full ERB production. da Vinci's mellow tones never waver even as he threatens to turn ninja turtles into mincemeat. Tell your author for his next gangbang scene: You spent time in Alcatraz; I'm sure you were fine if you dropped the soap as little as you drop dope rhymes. 374 . You want to mess with me? Ivan the Terrible says "Bless you!" Khan takes pride in the accusation, boasts that he ravaged land from Poland to Korea, and threatens to slaughter the Easter Bunny's family to make a new coat. Beethoven responds that he's GLAD he's deaf, because now he can't hear "that piece of shit. Nikola Tesla's largest issue with Thomas Edison is how Tesla wanted to give electricity to the world for free, but Edison strongarmed him with politics and business practices to turn a profit with it. I was watching the Epic Rap Battle of History, Rasputin vs Stalin and one of the lyrics by Vladimir Lenin said "And Joseph, you were supposed to be my right hand man, but your loyalty shrivelled up like your right hand, man!" The "last man who attacked" Putin is Alexander Litvinenko, a Russian dissident, who died in exile in London after ingesting polonium-210, a radioactive element. Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury, which is heavily influenced by Queen's. Marilyn Monroe got downright vicious when her miscarriages were brought up. Yet strangely both combatants, Superman threatens to "bust this nut up in your Chi-Chi" (Goku's wife); then, Goku claims he'll "report to Lois Lane and, Justin Bieber VS. Beethoven. Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood has a retro colour filter for both contestants. Look into my eyes, you perverted witch! Averted in Adam vs. Eve; nobody does the heroin joke in the Behind the Scenes. Your greed is the curse that will tear you apart. I fought for what was on my brain until a bullet went through it!". Now Sherwin. Nice Peter as Rasputin, Vladimir Lenin, and Vladimir Putin EpicLLOYD as Joseph Stalin and Mikhail Gorbachev Atul Singh as the hand of Ronald McDonald PewDiePie as Mikhail Baryshnikov(cameo) Churchill opens his verse by requesting "a cigar and a large glass of brandy" and admits to being "toasted" while battling. This was duplicated fairly accurately in, When Christopher Columbus threatens Captain Kirk with shoving a flag up his ass and claim him for Spain, the Spanish flag he's holding is the current variation of the. Played straight by Jack the Ripper, who boasts that his crimes are so gruesome that they would sicken and appall even his opponent, Hannibal Lecter. When he does this to Bentley Green, the kid starts shouting out for the police to help him. Even more awesomely, Thor defies this trope: he claims that the only reason why he won't spit in Zeus's face is because, thanks to his aforementioned sex obsession, he'd like it. Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your a**es! The last man who attacked me lived a half-life, so comrade, come at me! Doctor Who, where he is notably the first cameo of his nature to speak a line. After Doc Brown takes out the Tenth Doctor with a Dalek, the Fourth Doctor takes his place. nuclear explosion goes off in the background, while the camera focuses on Scrooge's own funny nose. He also claims to be scarier than the 7/7 bombers. Freddy Krueger vs. Wolverine ends with Wolverine having successfully escaped Freddy's overt attempt to kill him by seemingly waking up, but as he delivers his last verse it becomes increasingly apparent that it's a, Robert Hoffman as Deadpool as Elvis. I can't stand a racist; I love the colored and the queers - just ask Sammy Davis!". Jenner of course only pushes his button even harder with lines like "If it wasn't for your cousin, you'd never have sex!" He's done it four times, as Mozart, Donald Trump, Steven Spielberg, and Nietzsche; the former of which was known for his scatological interests which are brought up numerous times during the battle. In "Spielberg vs. Hitchcock", Spielberg refers to the fact that Michael Bay never won any Oscars, Hitchcock criticizes the acting in. “Welcome to primetime, bitch!”. Walt Disney, being portrayed as an anthropomorphic personification of the Disney company, is shown as a terrific, fearful businessman who will buy Henson and Lee's properties (and anyone else's for that matter) without any remorse. Examples include: Donald Trump's F-strike in his battle against Scrooge is audibly muted and censored in the subtitles. instead of "Frank" as Sinatra appears onscreen. The philosophers in "Eastern philosophers vs. Western philosophers" lecture each other on ethics, wisdom, and discipline while describing about the ass-whoopings they're going to hand each other. Mario tells the Wright Brothers to "just get back in [their] biplane and make out with each other". Pleistarchus (Leonidas' six year old son) in Leonidas vs Master Chief. My enemies don't distract me. Bruce Banner vs. Bruce Jenner is all about this. "Fredrick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson" shows several American rap battlers from previous episodes during Jefferson's line: "Ivan the Terrible vs Alexander the Great" has a similar scene, where the five Russian rappers (and. ("Bless you!") Marilyn Monroe taking off her earrings in her second verse. Julius Caesar, stoic ruler of the world's largest empire, versus Shaka Zulu, hotblooded leader of a horde of (in Caesar's opinion) undisciplined barbarians. At the end of George Carlin vs. Richard Pryor, Season 2: Grigori Rasputin vs. Joseph Stalin, Season 6: Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker, After Shaka Zulu says that Caesar's walking into a massacre and would, Richard Pryor brings up his childhood in a brothel to say he’s “seen some shit” (but none of it was as bad as Carlin’s haircut), Vlad the Impaler talks about “forests of corpses dripping on a buffet” and says “, Bruce Lee mocks one who would rap against people who, Al Capone admits he had syphilis, but only so he can call Blackbeard "a huge dick.". In the season 5 finale, Peter accuses Lloyd of trying to find rhymes for "erection", despite having done just that in his previous line. Well at least we got each other, just Bonnie and, "I'm the boss, bitch, that you just can't meddle with!". Most viewers sided with Darth Vader as the winner because who in their right mind would say that Hitler won? Ben Franklin makes several death threats to Billy Mays, promising to "craft a lyrical coffin", telling him to "join or die", and referencing "Death of a Salesman". By the time "Lewis and Clark vs. Bill and Ted" come around, the series had already portrayed many of the historical figures that Bill and Ted encountered. You need a shower, (Дa!). Ironically, Lloyd was the voice for Leonidas, but not the character. Bruce Jenner calls Bruce Banner being "boron" when he's happy. When battling Guy Fawkes, Che Guevara references how "they cut your junk out! Hitler also had something bad happen to his ghost in the S4 teaser but Vader wasn’t present. The rematch with Vader and Hitler begins with Hitler frozen in carbonite, just as he was at the end of their original battle. My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life! Rasputin, Stalin, Lenin, Gorbachev, and Putin, along with Baryshnikov made a cameo in ". Lee reminds them that he and Kirby were close friends, and Lee, in fact, often fought in favour of Kirby's credit. Alexander the Great vs. Ivan the Terrible vs. Wayne Gretzky substituted his hockey stick at the end of his rap against Tony Hawk. Doctor Seuss: During Seuss's first verse, a blackboard in the background alludes to Things 1 and 2 showing up later. After successfully burning Rensputin, he turned to Stalin. rasputin vs stalin meaninghow to rasputin vs stalin meaning for Other factors that may make a person more likely to develop thumb arthritis include: obesity; hobbies or jobs that stress the thumb joint; computer work for extended periods of time; diseases affecting the cartilage, such as rheumatoid arthritis The Doctor, Nikola Tesla, Joan of Arc and Sir Isaac Newton are all accused of being this and none of them denies it. John Lennon vs. Bill O'Reilly, while maybe not exactly fitting here, is much more frequent in swearing than the other battles. I spit hot borscht when I'm crushing these beats. Roman legionaries in Shaka Zulu vs. Julius Caesar. "Wait! First Banner starts to get angry when talking about Jenner abandoning his wives and children, and warns Jenner to run away before he transforms. Besides some cracks about his abusive father and his relationship to his wife, he ends up making fun of some completely different traits of his instead. It's done by Darth Vader in his first confrontation vs. Hitler for the style points. Answers and Views: Answer by Ian M Trotsky was more of a Leninist and Lenin was more of a marxist. And last but not least, there's "That's enough". In "Nikola Tesla vs. Thomas Edison", the synth riff is lower in pitch for Edison. Mozart vs Skrillex, which emulates both artists' styles very well. In their third battle, Vader mocks Hitler by stating that when his bunker "started getting fired up", he "put a gun in [his] mouth and fired up". [Who won? Then they hold a, In the BTS for "Charles Darwin vs Ash Ketchum", Peter attempts a. Lloyd also sometimes dresses up in part of the costume and imitates the announcer. Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il: Macho Man (nice), Kim(mean) and Hogan (in-between). The five rappers in Rasputin vs Stalin: Rasputin (phlegmatic), Stalin and Lenin (choleric, especially the latter), Gorbachev (sanguine), and Putin (melancholic). Jon Na, the director of photography for Columbus Vs Kirk, cameos as Sulu. David Copperfield calls Harry Houdini out on "talking shit about his hero," despite the fact that that's exactly what he's doing to Houdini, his hero. music video in high definition. Elvis claims to have 1 rap for Michael Jackson's monkey, 2 for his clothes, 3 for his family, and 4 for his nose. I don't mean to Russia but you just seem like you're Stalin You're just five-foot-four but your failure's epic-sized The BTS shows it to be a velcro breakaway. Nietzsche argued against nihilism and he described it in detail but always as something to be overcome. The Burger King draws the McDonald's double arch, then turns it into a double deuce. Josef Stalin, Premier of the Soviet Union. Frank Sinatra mocks Freddie Mercury for playing “butthole roulette”. Non-stopping brain droppings like my wit's got the shits! “Stalin's kampf: Joseph Stalin's credo” 456 Copy quote [American Communist Party] legally exists in the U.S.A., it nominates its candidates in the elections, including Presidential elections. ", Leonidas and Willam Wallace's portrayals are based on their respective portrayals in, Subverted with Tolkien and Martin — one might expect the only points of reference to be their. As Monroe says Cleopatra was "fucking her brothers". In-battle, Pablo gets one during Bob Ross Vs Pablo Bicasso, while the camera is framing only his head and shoulders. Each episode begins and ends with the announcer doing a, Season two begins and ends with battles involving, "Hitler vs. Vader 3" ends with the same words that began "Hitler vs. Vader 1": "I am Adolf Hitler...". ], Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler • Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il • Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny • Napoleon vs Napoleon • Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 2 • Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates • Rasputin vs Stalin • Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitler 3 • Blackbeard vs Al Capone • Rick Grimes vs Walter White • Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters • Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde • Zeus vs Thor • Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter • Terminator vs Robocop • Deadpool vs Boba Fett • Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible • Freddy Krueger vs Wolverine • Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara • Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula • The Joker vs Pennywise • Thanos vs J. Robert Oppenheimer • King Henry VIII vs Hillary Clinton. Okay, he's probably just the Russian equivalent of Abraham Lincoln... Then, All four of them think Michael Bay is a slob and he thinks all of them are snobs. James Bond vs Austin Powers: Powers (id), Craig!Bond (ego), and Connery!Bond (superego). Virtually any musical combatant will add elements of their style to the rap: In "Mozart vs. Skrillex", the beat is more dubstep-y for Skrillex. What good is your purse if you're poor in your heart? In Stan Lee vs Jim Henson, Henson doesn't actually insult Lee's work, and actually calls him "a creative man." Mr. T responds that he's so awesome, he only, Similar to the above, Deadpool says that Boba Fett is overrated due to only having five lines in the original. Let me start with you there, Frankenstein! It's a disgrace what you did to your own people Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil You're from Georgia, sweet Georgia And the history … See more ideas about rasputin, russian history, joseph stalin. Hulk Hogan gets shot down via bazooka by Kim Jong-Il, so Macho Man tags in to fight back in place of the injured Hogan. In later episodes they have more in common with each other and thus seem more fit to oppose one another: they have the same profession, are similar icons, have similar sounding names, were real life rivals, or are similar characters from a different franchise. Lloyd first said it while dressed as Gandalf in the BTS for "Gandalf vs Dumbledore". EpicLloyd changes out of his gym outfit in this way. This is the fourth battle where an actor portrays more than one rapper. Then again, he really had no choice as not mentioning the slave trade or any regret over it would've been highly Out-Of-Character for him. Dubb 20 & J Stalin) [Explicit] by Young Bossi & Joe Blow from the Album FishscaleBlow [Explicit] Rasputin vs Stalin [Explicit] by Epic Rap Battles of History from the Album Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 [Explicit] MobWire (feat. What finally triggers Banner's inevitable transformation is when Jenner brings up his father abusing and killing his mother. You can also watch any episode as well as check out character bios and official voting results on the official website listed above. During the Donald Trump vs. Ebenezer Scrooge battle, look at Scrooge's background, more precisely at his clock. Robin invites himself into the Batman vs. Sherlock Holmes showdown, providing a, Lincoln apparently won't hit women, as at the end of. Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley both bring elements from their music (and age) to their raps. Hannibal Lecter vows to roast Jack the Ripper's balls on a Hibachi. The video is paused and the static picture animated with the moving mouth like the News. In Rick Grimes vs. Walter White's BTS, Peter informs Lloyd that, tragically, "the heroin joke didn't make it." Then you get to Putin, who stands perfectly still save for the occasional ineffective flop of his arm, talking like he just came out of a Rocky movie. In round three, Hitler vows to kick Vader's balls, Stalin also references the historical removal of Rasputin's ", Batman threatens to crush Sherlock Holmes's "British nuts until they're bangers and mash.". STALIN! Justified, because he often did this in speeches in real life. Joker vs. Pennywise is a battle between the two most iconic. Sean Connery!James Bond; unlike most other battles where a third rapper enters, the first two actually get to respond with further verses in this one, making it a proper three-way battle. NicePeter likes to pantomime popping a squat. By the people! [Epic Rap Battles of History! There was controversy over whether or not Babe Ruth called his famous home run shot, but the general opinion is that he did not cheat, which makes his anger in the rap more justified. 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